BOO! It’s Time for a Tale of Haunted Banbury

It’s Halloween and while I know you’re probably madly rushing around putting finishing touches on costumes or exerting massive self-control to keep from eating all that candy you’ve purchased, let’s take a minute for a ghost story – or two! Ghost are always fun, and Banbury has two that I know of.

dusk at whatley hall in banbury

Seventeenth-Century Whately Hall

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The Yum Returns: Banbury Food & Drink Festival 2022

Last held in 2019, interrupted by pandemic safety guidelines and much longed for by local residents and traders alike – Banbury’s annual food festival returned this weekend with something to delight everyone.

Once again, a brownie bonanza from Tess’ Brilliant Bakes (pic by Modern Parlance Photos)

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Another Empty Article About Empties

Recently, we’ve been treated to yet another ‘Banbury nothing but empty shops’ style piece in the regional media. You know the ones – a collection of photos of empty shops, dire declarations that the town is in an economic death spiral despite Banbury steadfastly (and repeatedly over the years) refusing to accommodate them by dying as described.


Behold all these locals stubbornly enjoying the marketplace and once again failing to take heed that Banbury is supposed to be a ghost town.

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Where to Go When Peckish in Banbury

Now, I don’t normally do review round-ups, but I was leaving reviews on Google and TripAdvisor today* and figured they were worth mentioning. So, a few of my favourite places to go when I get peckish in Banbury.

Smash Cow Burgers (Lock29) – I speak with some considerable experience of burgers across many lands, including JG Melons in Manhattan, one of the greatest burgers of all time. And I say this to you – Smash Cow burgers are right up there in my top 5. They are – if I am honest – in my top 3. Exceptional burgers are, sadly a rarity in the world. Most hit the OK mark. Some are so focused on toppings that you begin to wonder if they aren’t just a wee bit unsure about how their key element – the patty – tastes.

Even more rare than exceptional burgers are exceptional burgers AND exceptional chips. Smash Cow manages both and I could not be happier to have it practically on my doorstep.

Pizza Calzone, (Parsons Street) – You know the expression, even bad pizza is pretty good? There is some truth to that. But it’s irrelevant when talking about Pizza Calzone because the pizza is top notch. And the calzone (which is essentially a pizza folded on to itself) is equally delicious. I am a particular fan of the mushroom and chicken options (or as they say pollo e fungi). On occasion, when I am not in the pizza mood (rare but not unknown), I have ordered a pasta dish or risotto. All well prepared and delicious – and in considerable portions. But the pizza is where things really shine so when in the mood – that’s where to go.

That said, I am also a fan of Jammin’ Pizza (Lock29). There’s something delightful about a personal size pizza, freshly made and enjoyed sitting out by the canal.

Banbury breakfasts for the win: I was going to do a while post about local breakfast/brunch options and I still may but I can’t leave them out of this entirely – because there are so many good ones these days.

Pinto Lounge (High Street) – has been moving up our breakfast rankings as well since the end of lock down. It was OK before, but they’ve raised their breakfast game and Lounge Eggs is one of the best ways to start the day. I would say – go earlier rather than later in the morning. It’s quite a popular place and when things get busy, eggs that should be runny can get a tad overcooked. Oh – and their iced coffee is divine.

Reg’s Cafe (Thorpe Way or Church Lane) has been one of our go-to weekend breakfast spots for a while now so we were pleased to see it open in town centre where even more people can enjoy their very substantial breakfast.

Van Jordans (Horse Fair) was our most recent breakfast discover and we’re here regularly now. Let’s get this out of the way first – their potato hash is the best breakfast side in town. I would almost go just for that. But they also have superb bacon (good in the full breakfast and even better in the bacon egg sandwich), really nice sausages and – GLORIANA – properly seasoned mushrooms.

Now I’m sort of peckish all over again. More coming soon. Post snack.


* if you want to help support indies near you – consider doing the same on a regular basis. People who are unhappy always leave reviews while at the same time people who are happy often forget so its easy for things to come across as unbalanced. If you had a great meal or a good customer service experience, why not take a minute or two to help balance things out.

What’s Next for Banbury, the 2021 Edition

By now, I hope you realise that I really do think Banbury is the bee’s knees, that I enjoy living here and enjoy sharing the best of Banbury with as many people as I can. This is not to say that I think it’s perfect. It is most assuredly not. There are lots of things I would do if I were ‘Empress for a day’, and things I’d like to see happen as the town continues to evolve. Here are a few:

Lines and Links

The link between the train station and town centre needs both aesthetic and safety improvements. That junction is an absolute disaster traffic-wise and a few reminder lines wouldn’t go amiss. Also, a nice journey for pedestrians would be nice. Is there nothing that can be done with the abandoned building right at the front?

Boost Bike Use

Genuine, joined up, enforceable cycling infrastructure – advisory lanes here and there are only paying lip service to the idea of getting more people to travel by bike; the bare minimum to meet some ‘pin the tail on the central gov guideline’ target. I’d like to see the powers that be in Banbury commit to building a better way to get around. and stop tap dancing around the edges.

Improve the View

Masking of the bins overlooking the canal. I’ve mentioned this before. The canal was always a nice little walk and now – with all this investment in place, to a point that it has got an actual NAME (Castle Quay Waterfront) – wouldn’t it be nice to change the view from the museum cafe (excitingly soon to be Pavement Coffee’s brick and mortar debut) from retail bins to something green? I can understand not wanting to shell out lots of dosh on an ongoing maintenance basis, but even a few fake hedge panels would go a long way to improving the view of the mall’s bin-heavy backside.

Take a Seat

Updated, socially-arranged seating in Market Square – if it included some sort of charging bench and greenery, even better. I understand that during various events, these might need to be moved but mobility and flexibility are increasingly common features of the latest modular street furniture. And what an improvement it would be over the random scatter of a handful of benches in a large and (on non-market days) largely empty space. Towns all over the country are investing in their public spaces and the popularity of the outdoor area of Lock29 and the tables from Market Square vendors on market days show people LIKE coming together outside. The marketplace has so much potential and it’s being wasted due to what I suspect is a bit of ‘we’ve always done it this way.’

I love these planter benches used in this picture from Poland but there are lots of options these days – from simply repurposed sleeper benches (not unlike those along the back of the new Lidl) to full on ‘parklettes.’

Tidy up

When town centre spaces close up and aren’t taken up again for a long time, they can start to look scruffy. I get that scruffy is not a deal-breaker but after an even longer time, scruffy becomes downright derelict, pulls the area down visually, and dampens the enthusiasm for being in the town centre. Have you seen what has become of the former site of JT Davies? That whole entrance into the town centre from Bolton Street Car Park is an embarrassment – cluttered, overgrown, visually chaotic. And Bridge Street, while much improved at the Crown House end with long term empties now filled, features what I think is the single most unfortunate mess in a prominent location:

Final Thoughts

Other serious renovations have helped too – work at The Grand has started to reveal the potential on Broad Street. But it doesn’t have to be a major renovation to make a major impact,

We’ve seen how much even a quick clean can improve things: at the old Moss Bros building where the windows have become a sort of gallery, the repainting and dressing the windows of the old sandwich shop space on Parsons Street, the creation of the garden spot on Church Lane (which, OK I wish was better maintained and people could be trusted not to trash it but baby steps are steps too) – all of these were a long time coming but very welcome. And – in my view – the actions with the broadest most long-term value undertaken by the BID since it came into being.

All of which is just my opinion, obvs, but all of which I think would dovetail nicely with some of the positive changes we’re already seeing and could encourage more of those positive changes – the bigger, more costly ones – to come even faster.